Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me our entire relationship, texting and messaging on social media asking to have relations with multiple women. I just moved to a new city with him, consolidated most of my big items, and we are supposed to move into our new apartment in 4 days. I don't know what to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
Today, I moved several states to start a life with my boyfriend. It would've been nice to know he was cheating before buying a house. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
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Zebidee 9
In British English, people would almost always say fortnight instead of two weeks. We think it's odd that Americans find it cute.
dacho 7
Even before you even? Are you even from tumblr even?
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randomherozero 0
Bristol, Ct? Just wonderin cause I'm from plainville ct. Lookin to meet new ppl n friends in the area. Kik me @ chancy.huey
ItsJustMe1616 26
Maybe I am just oblivious, or using the site as opposed to the app reveals more info about OP, but how do some of you know where OP is from? Like I mean this legitimately lol I didn't quite pick up on that.
ItsJustMe1616 26
My apologies! As I did more digging I found the string of comments that may be revealing the answer to my question lol sorry for wasting the time of my fellow FMLians.
ItsJustMe1616 26
And I apologize for that last comment. It was pretty stupid too. Ill just uh, yeah, I'll just leave.