Love, Haircut and Hair: No one will notice

No one will notice

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to straighten her hair while she did her makeup, even though I’ve never straightened hair before. I burned a length of it off, because I had no idea what I was doing. It’s super obvious from the back, but she’s gone out already. I’m a dead man when she gets home. FML

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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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By badhairday - 26/12/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML

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By jerkgirl - 08/04/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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By StayPositive - 03/11/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 14:02

You should have said no, or made her explain how to do it. I'm not sure why you'd use a high-temperature appliance on a loved one's head without knowing how to use it. Are you so afraid of your girlfriend to refuse such a dangerous request?

legalgravethief 8

Thursday 16 June 2022 16:51

Ohhhh you ****** up… you ****** up biiigggg! Rip dude! Make sure you’re affairs are in order cos she about to rip you a new one! Haha

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 June 2022 14:02

Anderling 32

Thursday 16 June 2022 14:58

You should’ve just TOLD HER “Hey I don’t want to use something that can get to oven temperatures on your hair without knowing how to do so”. Failing that, you should’ve 100% told her that you ****** up so she could’ve either fixed her hair to hide it or cancelled her plans.

legalgravethief 8

Thursday 16 June 2022 16:51

Ohhhh you ****** up… you ****** up biiigggg! Rip dude! Make sure you’re affairs are in order cos she about to rip you a new one! Haha

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 19 June 2022 19:24

We don't know that OP didn't tell his girlfriend that he'd never used the straightener. She could have very well said there's nothing to it and given very basic/simple instructions. This is totally her fault, not OP's. If you need to do makeup and hair, plan accordingly so they don't have to be done at the same time.