Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
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Top comments
Keevarou 17
Understandable that he would be happy, not everyone knows how to make a girl come. But maybe you should talk to him about what you like in bed or not, communication is the key after all. But you should be honest, that was all, have a nice day.
jDCrackpot 7
I think you kinda deserve it- You need to teach him how to get you off, and the 'finally' makes me think you haven't. A clit isn't a doorbell, you can't just press and hope someone comes!
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Comments (109)
cayytee 0
how was that confused with an ******?
Theactuary 0
You wanna know the best way to make a woman have an ******? WHO CARES
Jewnut 0
just so You know its an equal partnership. there's a lot of clenching and mood setting the girl needs to do to get her jollys off and if you aren't doing it then you can't really blame him
djxerxes9000 18
sounds like you're a selfish lover for not trying to help him help you.
trucker67 10
Doesn't matter you had sex :)
hharwood21 4
poor thing. at least he's trying. never lie about having an ******. if you do, u'll never, ever have one. It's worth it to tell the truth and work together to eventually make it happen.
taetay2010j 0
I never ****** ither
4204ever 0
;)
fromoverthere 7
they say a sneeze is 1/8th of an ******
hateevryone 15
Let him have his moment lol