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By horriblegf - 26/02/2011 12:18 - United States

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Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

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Doortje 29

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!

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brainsoverbeauty 21

Rather than hurting hin when you cheat get a new boyfriend. Immediately.

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skyttlz 32

So if I sneezed 8 times in a row I would have an ******?

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insanesna1l 0

I don't believe he does suck; or lick or blow, hence the fml

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I can honestly say I've gotten more pleasure from doing homework than I have from sex... but thats only cuz ive never had sex ;p

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banana_buddy 6

WAIT so if I use sneezing powder 8 times consecutively I can experience an ******!??!? Guess I'll be heading to the pranks store instead of the sex toys store from now on.

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badintentions 0

sneezing better than sex? I think I've been sneezing wrong all these years

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abasio 1

This is not true though right? Just a factoid or urban legend. A sneeze is an automatic response to stimulus just like an ****** is, but it is not a mini ******. Good release of tension though.

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dusty209 0

practice safe sneezing.

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Doortje 29

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better ******!

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letsgetouttahere 3

I'm sorry, but when has putting in a tampon ever given anyone pleasure?

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NzaHaFML 13

Guess a sneeze is a better release for you :) So when your about to "come" just sneeze. might help.

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jdude2913 0

why can't guys complain???? honey ur doing it wrong let me show you. up THEN down. ***!!!! not to hard deary. SEE! ur getting it. *** THIS! move over I'm doing it my self!

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chippa 24

Are sneezes -supposed- to feel good? :S

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Gabbymcbride 2

And you tell us this.. why???

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TVonDee 0

well its proven that a sneeze is a mini orgasim, thats why it feels so good to sneeze:P

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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

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Atishuh 0

You must love catching colds, or sniffing pepper.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

hmmm interesting

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oldenuff2party 3

u should prolly tell him that. i mean we cant really help you.....

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