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By horriblegf - 26/02/2011 12:18 - United States

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Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 573
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Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better orgasm!

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quit lying around like a dead fish then!

guess they forgot to turn around at 69. xD

Rather than hurting hin when you cheat get a new boyfriend. Immediately.

So if I sneezed 8 times in a row I would have an orgasm?

hahaha that's cool

I don't believe he does suck; or lick or blow, hence the fml

umm who says it's him?

I can honestly say I've gotten more pleasure from doing homework than I have from sex... but thats only cuz ive never had sex ;p

WAIT so if I use sneezing powder 8 times consecutively I can experience an orgasm!??!? Guess I'll be heading to the pranks store instead of the sex toys store from now on.

sneezing better than sex? I think I've been sneezing wrong all these years

This is not true though right? Just a factoid or urban legend. A sneeze is an automatic response to stimulus just like an orgasm is, but it is not a mini orgasm. Good release of tension though.

practice safe sneezing.

#2s comment confused me

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better orgasm!

I'm sorry, but when has putting in a tampon ever given anyone pleasure?

Search for tampon on FML.

Guess a sneeze is a better release for you :) So when your about to "come" just sneeze. might help.

if he even makes her cum

why can't guys complain???? honey ur doing it wrong let me show you. up THEN down. FUK!!!! not to hard deary. SEE! ur getting it. FUK THIS! move over I'm doing it my self!

Are sneezes -supposed- to feel good? :S

And you tell us this.. why???

52: Because he is lonely... :(

well its proven that a sneeze is a mini orgasim, thats why it feels so good to sneeze:P

Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

You must love catching colds, or sniffing pepper.

hmmm interesting

u should prolly tell him that. i mean we cant really help you.....