Intimacy: Classic

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By horriblegf - 26/02/2011 12:18 - United States

Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

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4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 21:50

Why the hell don't women just tell a man what pleases them. it's a simple solution

Doortje 29

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Saturday 26 February 2011 20:52

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better orgasm!

lickerassholes 0

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Saturday 26 February 2011 20:24

first

chuanfa 0

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Saturday 26 February 2011 21:06

quit lying around like a dead fish then!

ContactSparrows 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:44

guess they forgot to turn around at 69. xD

brainsoverbeauty 21

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Saturday 26 February 2011 20:24

Rather than hurting hin when you cheat get a new boyfriend. Immediately.

skyttlz 32

Saturday 26 February 2011 20:35

So if I sneezed 8 times in a row I would have an orgasm?

BlueEyed1019 12

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Saturday 26 February 2011 20:45

hahaha that's cool

insanesna1l 0

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Sunday 27 February 2011 11:49

I don't believe he does suck; or lick or blow, hence the fml

yehr 0

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Tuesday 1 March 2011 17:09

umm who says it's him?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

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Saturday 26 February 2011 22:33

I can honestly say I've gotten more pleasure from doing homework than I have from sex... but thats only cuz ive never had sex ;p

banana_buddy 6

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Saturday 26 February 2011 23:00

WAIT so if I use sneezing powder 8 times consecutively I can experience an orgasm!??!? Guess I'll be heading to the pranks store instead of the sex toys store from now on.

badintentions 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:41

sneezing better than sex? I think I've been sneezing wrong all these years

abasio 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 2:41

This is not true though right? Just a factoid or urban legend. A sneeze is an automatic response to stimulus just like an orgasm is, but it is not a mini orgasm. Good release of tension though.

dusty209 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:59

practice safe sneezing.

Tooorrriii3 22

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Friday 29 August 2014 7:59

#2s comment confused me

Doortje 29

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Saturday 26 February 2011 20:52

Try sneezing while putting in a tampon. That should be an even better orgasm!

letsgetouttahere 3

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Saturday 26 February 2011 21:43

I'm sorry, but when has putting in a tampon ever given anyone pleasure?

Doortje 29

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Saturday 26 February 2011 23:02

Search for tampon on FML.

NzaHaFML 13

Saturday 26 February 2011 21:04

Guess a sneeze is a better release for you :) So when your about to "come" just sneeze. might help.

aquariusangel420 0

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Sunday 27 February 2011 6:05

if he even makes her cum

jdude2913 0

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Thursday 17 November 2011 8:06

why can't guys complain???? honey ur doing it wrong let me show you. up THEN down. FUK!!!! not to hard deary. SEE! ur getting it. FUK THIS! move over I'm doing it my self!