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Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said "You got me wet" Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said" He replied "No really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

By drooler - / Thursday 6 August 2009 02:23 / United States
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By  nickyzinks  |  0

Most guys think it's "cute" when their girl drools on them? What kind of retarded losers are you dating? Awwww look at all these cutesy wootsey, gooey wooey bodily fluids that have been spewed out my significant others' orifices and onto me, sigh I think I'm in love.

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  LP95  |  0

YDI FOR SLUTTING YOURSELF OUT TO A NEW BOYFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SHIT SLUT WHORE ASSWIPE WOMAN GOD ATLEAST SUCK HIS DICK IF YOUR GOING TO DO THIS. as you can see, i messed up the your/you're there, and of course, all caps. i appreciate your time and would like to know what you think of my post

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  f_my_life88  |  0

your comments are all the same nonsense that REALLY is NOT funny (#6) Maybe you should stop now... and stop replying to all the number ones so you can get yor comment on the top! Seriously get a life!

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  dotVillain  |  1

A bib? To sleep? ._. I don't understand how this is a FML at all. You drooled while you slept on your boyfriend. You were comfortable and tired. Everybody drools in these types of situations. Grow up if you think your life is ruined because you drooled on your boyfriend.

By  urmomsass  |  0

if it were me and i was bi i wouldve said 'i got yer mom all wet!' YDI

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  nickyzinks  |  0

Most guys think it's "cute" when their girl drools on them? What kind of retarded losers are you dating? Awwww look at all these cutesy wootsey, gooey wooey bodily fluids that have been spewed out my significant others' orifices and onto me, sigh I think I'm in love.

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  TeeLee  |  0

#10, I wouldn't call him a 'dick'. For one, in the FML it doesn't sound like the dude was very upset about it. And for another thing, who SERIOUSLY wants to be drooled all over, especially when they just started dating?

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  suckmysarcasm  |  10

aww..thats cute. ^^ if i had a gf at the moment id let her sleep on my lap and i wouldnt mind the drool. definately would be thinking more along the lines of "aww..she's so cute while she sleeps." even if she was a new gf.

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