Miscellaneous: Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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Drip drip drip

By Sophie - 07/06/2012 07:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time. It's a small, old cottage in the countryside. I went up for a shower and didn't realise that the plug hole was blocked. Before I knew it, the bathroom floor was completely flooded and the ceiling below was dripping. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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Thanks, now **** off

By Dry - 18/03/2017 16:00

Today, after moving into my new house, my partner's father came to give us his old sofa. Now, an hour before he has to leave, he's half-completed 3 DIY jobs we didn't want done in the first place, and smashed my water inlet pipe. I have no water and a destroyed kitchen. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By ohshit - 07/03/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

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heythereaustin 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

uhm... how didn't you notice? I doubt your bathroom is that big...

AssDan 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:48

Sounds like a ****.

Comments

zomphoenix 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:44

first in and that's funny.

muhaidib 2

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:08

are you hot? then the plumper is lucky

jazmixer 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:09

maybe he thought you had some more pipes to be cleaned.

acccccccc 1

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:13

her fiance was finishing up with the plumber?Anyone else think that sounds wrong?

heythereaustin 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

uhm... how didn't you notice? I doubt your bathroom is that big...

xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:17

well he was probably in the shower because it said she went to turn the water on THEN she noticed him......now why the curtain was closed in the FIRST place is another story.

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:08

25- Is it wrong to have your shower curtains closed? I close them all the time after I take a shower.

rene22 18

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:53

25 is saying that the second plumber was in the shower and he shouldn't have had the curtains closed

thedevil96 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:40

you will be seeing his face again next time u need a plummer

oakleyguy 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:11

free show? lol lucky plumber

Einstein714 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 14:59

did he give you the " pipe?"

jaysweet112197 8

Friday 1 July 2011 16:09

Lolololol

Wicked361 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:33

My bathroom has a closet inside so maybe OP has a bathroom like mine

122409 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

I smell a phobia!

BakNBitz 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:53

really? I smell a Porno.

GiddyXD 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:40

^ lol.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:47

Epic win for the plumber? I'll bet you just made his whole week.

Kaiden2554 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:32

Mario? Luigi ?!?! ZOMG

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:47

How do you not notice there's someone else in your bathroom?

valalvax 13

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:07

I'm trying to think, maybe he was in the shower and her view of it was blocked, or maybe he was halfway under a cabinet

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:50

Well, I suppose there is that. But if part of the bathroom isn't visible wouldn't you quickly check to make sure no one's where you can't see them? Especially when work's just been done. But I suppose he could've been under a cabinet, but surely there'd still have been tools lying around in a 'still being used' fashion..?

CloudEnvy 17

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:46

Personally, I always check behind blind corners. You can never really know what's there until you look. Gotta check for monsters/psychopaths.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:15

It was one time, Cloud! You can stop being paranoid now. I won't try and kill you.

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:19

How do you know you're the only one? :P

CloudEnvy 17

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:19

I refuse to forget.

kittykat52810 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:17

everyone saying how did you not notice, some bathrooms really are that big, my little sister got lost in my dads bathroom

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:23

That's a big bathroom, and I thought our bathroom was big - but you can't get lost in it. Tbf, the bigger the bathroom, the bigger the need to check, because it becomes less certain if there is actually anyone else in there...