Miscellaneous: Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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heythereaustin 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

uhm... how didn't you notice? I doubt your bathroom is that big...

AssDan 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:48

Sounds like a ****.

Comments

zomphoenix 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:44

first in and that's funny.

muhaidib 2

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:08

are you hot? then the plumper is lucky

jazmixer 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:09

maybe he thought you had some more pipes to be cleaned.

acccccccc 1

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:13

her fiance was finishing up with the plumber?Anyone else think that sounds wrong?

heythereaustin 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

uhm... how didn't you notice? I doubt your bathroom is that big...

xXgUeSsWhAtXx 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:17

well he was probably in the shower because it said she went to turn the water on THEN she noticed him......now why the curtain was closed in the FIRST place is another story.

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:08

25- Is it wrong to have your shower curtains closed? I close them all the time after I take a shower.

rene22 18

Thursday 28 October 2010 2:53

25 is saying that the second plumber was in the shower and he shouldn't have had the curtains closed

thedevil96 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:40

you will be seeing his face again next time u need a plummer

oakleyguy 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:11

free show? lol lucky plumber

Einstein714 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 14:59

did he give you the " pipe?"

jaysweet112197 8

Friday 1 July 2011 16:09

Lolololol

Wicked361 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:33

My bathroom has a closet inside so maybe OP has a bathroom like mine

122409 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:46

I smell a phobia!

BakNBitz 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:53

really? I smell a Porno.

GiddyXD 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 13:40

^ lol.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:47

Epic win for the plumber? I'll bet you just made his whole week.

Kaiden2554 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:32

Mario? Luigi ?!?! ZOMG

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:47

How do you not notice there's someone else in your bathroom?

valalvax 13

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:07

I'm trying to think, maybe he was in the shower and her view of it was blocked, or maybe he was halfway under a cabinet

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 20:50

Well, I suppose there is that. But if part of the bathroom isn't visible wouldn't you quickly check to make sure no one's where you can't see them? Especially when work's just been done. But I suppose he could've been under a cabinet, but surely there'd still have been tools lying around in a 'still being used' fashion..?

CloudEnvy 17

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:46

Personally, I always check behind blind corners. You can never really know what's there until you look. Gotta check for monsters/psychopaths.

FFML_314 11

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:15

It was one time, Cloud! You can stop being paranoid now. I won't try and kill you.

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:19

How do you know you're the only one? :P

CloudEnvy 17

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:19

I refuse to forget.

kittykat52810 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:17

everyone saying how did you not notice, some bathrooms really are that big, my little sister got lost in my dads bathroom

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 28 October 2010 12:23

That's a big bathroom, and I thought our bathroom was big - but you can't get lost in it. Tbf, the bigger the bathroom, the bigger the need to check, because it becomes less certain if there is actually anyone else in there...