ohman
Singapore
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
chipmunk
United States
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
dumpyhair
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Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
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anonymous
United States
Harsh
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
Feeders
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Top comments
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?
JakobKain 0
obviously was just looking for any reason rofl
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Comments (123)
loshysucks 0
hamesters are cute :)
rofflewaffle 9
YDI for not understanding how quotation marks work. I'd dump you, too.
loshysucks 0
ur a miss lol
azzaj 0
agreed!
TropicalTulipz 0
obviously hes saying " im dumping you because you have a rat face"
hahaalolz 0
who eats sunflower seeds, seriously :L
Tomatobee 4
my exboyfriend. obsessively.
ucofresh 4
Uh, a shit load of people. Who doesn't eat them? Seriously.
vinch_fml 0
everyone :/
MAGNAVOX 0
Of course! that's disgusting. YDI maybe you're half rodent?
Geiko_fml 0
Seems like just an excuse, unfortunately.
jose1760 1
that's a story you can tell your grandkids!!
mykola 0
maybe his ex gf was a hamster, so when he saw his gf eat like a hamster he dumpted her because he didnt want the old feelings coming back
sourgirl101 29
Hamsters are soooo cute until you realize how much they shit. Then they're not so cute anymore.
ppzh_08 4
I love sunflower seeds, and I haven't met a person who doesn't look weird eating it lol, maybe he should look at himself and then speak...