ohman
Singapore
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
chipmunk
United States
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
PunkChik27
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
anonymous
United States
Harsh
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Anonymous
Beachwood, United States
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Anonymous
Feeders
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Top comments
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?
JakobKain 0
obviously was just looking for any reason rofl
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Comments (123)
azzaj 0
Oh, so true
jerk_the_great 0
It's still better than your bf dumps you because you dont look like his hamster when you're eating sunflower seeds
sduhamel 0
HAHA THIS MADE ME LOL:)
darkxlight 0
lol u widdle hamster u xD
yummycupcakegirl 0
do you remind him when your doing the Hampster dance?
deformedsurf 0
Is that something like the Truffle Shuffle?
metalchick666 0
What a dick
oldwiseguy 0
Sounds like he got what he wanted and he was done with you. Next time don't give it up so easily. Make sure you have more of a connection.
laevatin 2
lmfao lol!!! ah well screw him lol, I'll bet you'll find someone who thinks it's cute xD
hnz 13
lmao! it's just an excuse that he makes to dump you!
ijrnelson 0
lmao this is favorited. Epic Win for your ex-boyfriend
Thanateros 1
AHAHAHAHAHAHA