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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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BethiiGeex 0

lmfao thats pathetic dumping someone over how they eat, Anyway hamsters are cute?

JakobKain 0

obviously was just looking for any reason rofl

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blahzz 4

Maybe he just didn't want to hump a hamster.

SuicidalxDream 0

so.. you hold a sun flower seed with two hands? lol 

mimii92_fml 0

lol that's what I was thinking

Quest_ 13

Dude, that sounds like it would be super cute. If that was the genuine reason he broke up with you, it's his loss! He's lost the pleasure of seeing you be super cute. Plus it sounds like he has bizarre hamster issues. Time to find a stable man who shares your adorable and healthy eating habits!

seekndestroy 3

who cares? relationships end over dumb shit all the time. if everyone who got dumped for something like that posted an FML, everyone would have multiple stories published. no fyl or ydi, you get a WFC ( who f'in cares)

catatonicsleep 17

what you fill your cheeks so they puff out?

ImaginaryFoe 1

So shave. Or find a bf who's into that sort of thing and get your yiff on.

seekndestroy 3

oh god, we dont need any furries on this website. weirdest fetish ever

seekndestroy 3

whats the point of the interwebs if i cant be a jackass?

seekndestroy 3

i got a question for you pendatik. am i better or worse than the guys that post first? what about the ones that say ydi no matter what the fml is? i never said this girl deserves it, i just said its not a big deal cause these things happen. sure, i could have said it a lot more kindly, but its not like anyone would see that comment and cry. except for you, of course

seekndestroy 3

see, if you think im a jackass, whatever, but dont go insulting my intelligence just because you dont like my comments. youre a bigger jackass than i am, talking down to someone youve seen maybe 20 posts from. just an fyi, if you respond again, i wont even read it. not that i read your previous novella.

CloudEnvy 17

..You don't look too bright either.

CloudEnvy 17

You look fluffy today Pendatik. I was actually remarking upon that one's grimace.

seekndestroy 3

big words like grimace confuse my pea-brain, 75 =(

ImaginaryFoe 1

I see you haven't lost your touch, pendatik.

sduhamel 0

I'm with you pendatik:)

trickster83 0

YDI for eating sunflower seeds like a baseball player.

QwertyMcNugget 0

If this is Angelina from Jersey Shore, Tye Situation wasn't kidding when he said you were a "dirty little hamster".

exitdecay 6

gah, he's a loser.

azzaj 0

Well that's a tad ridiculous. If he's concerned about such trivial issues, you're better off without him.