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By that's methed up, darling - 16/08/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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Alexa, play "Charmless Man" by Blur

By Scaredafffff - 12/05/2021 14:03

Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By Carolyn Burnham - 23/10/2016 15:23

Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By Tallulah - 29/07/2011 06:56 - United Kingdom

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:27

You better tread lightly, OP.

ohhhsnapple 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:31

Username win.

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shazzaam 3

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:17

show off .. failed

FailBear920 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:22

You need to apply yourself!

laurieblue 1

Saturday 17 August 2013 10:32

lmao its clear that the bf was joking. .and really we all say some things when we are hungry, i know i do.

furbyface711 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:23

When its someone's significant other that does something like this, I say YDI. You chose to be with him.

horneyhic 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:48

It Walt Whitman

Airborn0280 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 18:33

SAY MY NAME!

ShadowRaptor 9

Sunday 18 August 2013 6:07

you're.....you're Heisenberg

gaki_fml 8

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:43

Should have given him a snickers...

elevenseasons 9

Sunday 18 August 2013 11:12

wow. I would drive myself home en left him there with his big talk.

esines 9

Monday 19 August 2013 4:50

With what car genius?

Erery 16

Sunday 18 August 2013 16:15

It's all fun and games until your ass gets robbed in a ghetto neighborhood.

gottageek 17

Monday 19 August 2013 0:40

The only thing I'm getting out of this is fml because he was hungry and didn't cater to what you wanted. Poor guy.

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