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By Anonymous - 10/3/2020 15:00

Cleanliness is next to someone else

Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML
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By condiments - 22/2/2010 21:13 - United States
Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
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By  Marcella1016  |  29

Kid is a fucking inconsiderate dick. Not to be petty, but start chewing and popping gum really loudly or something and tell him you’re “opposed” to chewing with your mouth closed. Or you could go the non-passive aggressive route and tell him directly that it disturbs your environment (and everyone else around him). It’s probably on purpose, though - he wants to keep people away. Your best bet is to explain the situation to the teacher and ask to change seats. Hopefully your teacher isn’t a dick too though. Some of those jerks just go mad with power and say no to all student requests just because they can...

TL;DR: FYL, OP

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By  Marcella1016  |  29

Kid is a fucking inconsiderate dick. Not to be petty, but start chewing and popping gum really loudly or something and tell him you’re “opposed” to chewing with your mouth closed. Or you could go the non-passive aggressive route and tell him directly that it disturbs your environment (and everyone else around him). It’s probably on purpose, though - he wants to keep people away. Your best bet is to explain the situation to the teacher and ask to change seats. Hopefully your teacher isn’t a dick too though. Some of those jerks just go mad with power and say no to all student requests just because they can...

TL;DR: FYL, OP

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