Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML
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Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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Zebidee 9
Unlock the door. Get out of the car.
jubjub1276 1
Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!
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Comments (128)
antidood1 2
omg your boyfriend is epic!! :D
XDBrittany1228 0
eeeww...I would love to have a boyfriend who's a fan of family guy tho. ILFG :)
macskapingvin 0
Family Guy is a scourge upon humanity, one of many that plague this world.
ShadyFTW1 0
Heh, such as yourself.
slickmick 3
I think I'm in love......
beccusmaximus 0
Apparently OP lacks the mental capacity to do that.
beccusmaximus 0
Did you really have to make an acronym for "I love Family Guy?" And my other comment moved, or something. Commenting on this app is super glitchy.
cwhitney11 4
21 you sound like my social studies teacher! WHAT A FREAK!
HateyMcHater 4
Social Studies teacher or anybody with a real sense of humor. Family Guy is about as funny as Nancy Grace.
_RawrItsJenni_ 0
YDI, There's Many Things You Couldve Done.
DocBastard 40
Yes, you could have capitalised the first letter of every word in your comment. That would solve EVERYTHING.
Sparkadelic 4
Bwahaha
UpsidedownKayak 9
So I Can Type Like This And Cure My Gonaherpisypholitis? Awesome!
fthku 13
@37 No, but you might grow a sense of humor one day.
ERich331 3
yeahh pretty sure he was kidding too...
fthku 13
Let me clarify- I thought he wasn't funny. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
maria12_fml 0
HAHAHAHA THE SAME THING HAPPEND TO ME !
maria12_fml 0
GAY
akaashR 0
lol he's the man dw bout it
maria12_fml 0
Gaaay
bfflrhea 0
eww!!
mulmanic 0
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sallen0046 4
And you didn't have the sense to open the door and get out of the car? In most vehicles, you don't even have to disengage the locking device to be able to open the door from the inside. Unless you're three years old, restrained in a child seat in the back of a vehicle that has child safety locks, you do not need to be "let out". Don't complain because you chose to sit though it instead of taking action.
perdix 31
That seems like fairly appropriate Pre-Marital Counseling. If you do learn to love the gas, you've found your soulmate. If you don't, you must end it and find a guy whose farts you love . . . or one with a sliver of decency who doesn't intentionally subject others to his flatus.