Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML
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Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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Zebidee 9
Unlock the door. Get out of the car.
jubjub1276 1
Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!
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Comments (128)
RedPillSucks 33
WTF? Who has that much gas that they can fart multiple times on command? OP your bf has the wrong kind of ambition.
levin1983 0
how do you get locked in a car if you're over 10 years old?
3picfaill 0
if thats the kind of ****** up dipshit youre going out with, you deserved every bit of that ya dumb bitch. shut the **** up and quit whining, we dont want to hear none of your whiny-ass shit.
Palmer1937 0
Hahahaha. I love that episode. Still messed up though
PincheLeti 0
Did you learn to love it.? Haha
kiki_red 0
ahahahahhahhahah!!!!! that shit is funy!!!! HAHAHA
evilcartman 0
cant wait til he graduates from middle school
element115 0
I remember that it was hilarious
mikeydakid59 0
that's hilarious I've seen that episode!!
mandypandypants 4
You should have re enacted a scene from a horror film and busted out a window and got out.