Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML
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Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
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Top comments
Ray_of_midnight 22
He might have kleptomania, but that's OK. He can always take something for it.
frozen92_fml 12
Watch out or he'll steal your heart.
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Comments (74)
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Well damn, everyone thumbing down my comment when I admitted I'd never really been there. Also I said, "correct me if I'm wrong" you didn't have to beat a dead horse by thumbing me down.
awilliams44 9
how does that work
ncsMcLaren77 12
Must have been a white gf
mderaita 7
Who cares
tdog23456 5
any white girls around?
goldendino 4
It would be funny if there was a cop there.
hellmate 12
why are you dating a shoplifter
grritsshay 18
Hope you're punishing your child.