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By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Lowell

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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By katie_sadface - 15/10/2012 02:19 - Canada

Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML

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By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:50

He might have kleptomania, but that's OK. He can always take something for it.

frozen92_fml 12

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:48

Watch out or he'll steal your heart.

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LennyComa 39

Tuesday 4 February 2014 9:50

If he was stealing the Sugar and Sweetener packs I don't think Starbucks will mind...If however he was stealing the Coffee Grinder/Coffee Machine then it may be an Issue

worthlessACfan 11

Tuesday 4 February 2014 10:06

well you didn't need to pay (;

JohnTheLad 13

Tuesday 4 February 2014 10:48

"and let me take this... and this, oh and that"

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 4 February 2014 12:24

With coffee that good I would do the same...

NodakN8V 25

Tuesday 4 February 2014 12:27

Ahhh the famous five finger discount....coming to a store near you.

JMichael 25

Tuesday 4 February 2014 13:16

Well obviously he's a shoplifter since he stole your heart.

mccrightp 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 13:32

He sounds like a load of trouble! Don't let him "steal" your heart.

TopHatNinja68 6

Tuesday 4 February 2014 17:16

Wut could u steal at Starbucks there's nothing good

HeyTherexxx 21

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:41

So you're dating a kleptomaniac? Hm. At least you got free Starbucks.

jeriaslovesyou 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:04

Gotta love those green straws...

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