Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
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Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my birthday was terrible yet again. This year, my boyfriend skipped celebrating with me at all. Last year, he guilt-tripped me about ‘having’ to spend time with me and got me two gift certificates that were unusable due to COVID. These weren’t even my worst birthdays to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
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ayamefan13 16
Second year in a row? And you're still with him? I mean, if he hasn't gotten it by now...
sxychik 4
wow what an ass..
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Comments (137)
whiskeyloverrrr 0
As a birthday present to yourself you should get a new boyfriend.
jsmanga99 0
dump his ass
xHabsfanx 0
Stay with him for another two or three years and you will soon start to see a pattern...
sayntdavid 0
ydi for still being with him a year later.
pinkmd 0
ydi for still being with him? if you are so upset by it, why didn't you just dump him the first time around. nothing fml worthy about this.
salivatez 0
I detect a class 5 Cling On... move on or suck it up... I for one am getting tired of these B.S. "my bf forgot to pick me up from work, FML" sob stories... if you BF doesn't care why the F*ck would we... grow up
Drummer389000 0
leave him. he's not very caring. happy birthday though.
dreamer13 0
way to say Happy Birthday!
nl_barbie 0
****** up of him.. but thats yourfault for still being with him
gingersnapper 0
Sorry, OP, but group mansex always will and SHOULD take precedence over some chick's birthday.