Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
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Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend’s birthday is a month before mine. I'd spent my birthday savings on his, but he told me that we couldn’t do anything for mine because, “I didn’t plan or organize better.” FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my birthday was terrible yet again. This year, my boyfriend skipped celebrating with me at all. Last year, he guilt-tripped me about ‘having’ to spend time with me and got me two gift certificates that were unusable due to COVID. These weren’t even my worst birthdays to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
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Top comments
ayamefan13 16
Second year in a row? And you're still with him? I mean, if he hasn't gotten it by now...
sxychik 4
wow what an ass..
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Comments (137)
buggybeauty 0
YDI dummie
savagegnaw 0
dump him
bridawg 0
boo hoo ******* get over it
ugwmii 0
ydi 4 staying with him
ItsCommonSense 0
dump him.
Hikarishimizu 13
Dump him right away if you haven't already..What an ass.
ashleejayne69 0
your way too clingy let the man do what he wants it only a date.. your way too crazy
starberries 0
It's not clingy to expect your boyfriend to spend time with you on your birthday.
saberzzz 0
wow. happens to me. what an ass
LiznessMonster 9
If I were you, there wouldn't BE a second time.
FYLSLOWLY 0
It's over.