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By madgf - 30/01/2010 20:55 - France

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Rachaael - 19/01/2023 02:00

Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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monbon6788 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:06

boyfriends who get you to do bad things aren't good boyfriends.

KateeJo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:11

I bet it felt really good finally coming out of the closet. (:

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trebla3193 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:21

ha this reminds me of that like 18 part song by R. Kelly

Pearljammer001 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:22

I agree with #1

spyrogyro 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:23

wow you're dumb why stay in the closet for six hours? it's not like his mom is in the room.

sevlen 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:25

ughh shit that musta sucked

perdix 29

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:25

You should have come out of the closet and bumped doughnuts with the mom.

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:44

Perdix, you should take a spot as the Confucious of the 21st century.

BogJuan 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:32

Usually a big fan. This one seems uninspired.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:27

hmmm...I moderated this like...4 days ago lol

joshhh11 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:37

vital information

infiniti_G 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:06

She's sexy stop bitchin

Shystai 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:48

That's my girl boys.

ZleveL 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:14

hey abs, for all we now Infiniti could be a lady so watch who you call boys lol jkjk

TaZ_963 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:29

hahahahahahahah

lpalin19 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:31

.... that's not even funny. that's just stupid.

InnocentRainbow 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:31

Umm if your going to skip school at least be smart about it. Go somewhere neither of your parents would go, don't stay at home.

Danielt104 6

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:32

Was he in the closet too? if so then it's not that much of an FML. You could've done a lot of stuff.

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