Cool story, bro

why did she just happen to have dog shit on her? and why was the guy in the FML carrying a used condom?

well.... Thats nice

nice original comeback , bro

#12 her dog did it's bidness and she picked it up in a bag and threw the bag I and he's like "what the hell is this" but he kept it

12 - Yeah if you can't think of something better to say, don't say anything at all. OP - That's revolting! Some people just have no shame!

12 - your not black. stop trying to be.

I feel like I might be feeding the troll, but I'll go ahead anyways... How is #12 being black?

Im just gonna say it. Although it sucks, OPs and 1's comments are awesome. FYL however.

Im just gonna say it. Although it sucks, OPs and 1's comments are awesome. FYL however.

Hand sanitizer! :D kills 99.9% of germs...and bodily fluids...

I'd bleach it and cover it with fabric or stickers or posters. I'd personally not touch it again but ya you need the case and probably not willing to buy another one

Well what about that 00.1%! Poor guy....

Sad thing is, that's most likely not the most disgusting thing that has touched that money...

Eww, this comment and OP's story are just gross. I mean, a used condom, that is just ... disturbing. But a guy sniffing dog sh¡t is also so wrong. I nearly threw up ! (: but I'm fine lol.

ew. people suck. e.o

so some guy just randomly had a used condom in his pocket to toss at someone?

He could have come out of the apartment after mating with prostitutes.

Or hisself, and prefers to wear sanitary socks.

LOLOLOLOL just wait till the **** dries and spend the money quick. and maybe buy a new case or scrape the crusty **** off your choice.

eew. he probably had an STD

Why do people like that even exist? Seriously all you condom throwers out there, quit sharing my oxygen.

dis infectants kill 99.9% of germs. chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the **** he wants.

if you were to find out his information I'm sure this can be classified as some sort of sexual harassment. Take it to the courts!

57- that 00.1 percent is AIDS

that is just disgusting. I would have punched said person right in the face.

looks like op got found himself in a sticky situation

looks like op... (puts on sunglasses) should have protected himself. YEAHHHH! sorry for the shitty pun, 78 stole the one I wanted.

I wonder if money goes through a sanitation process everytime it comes back to the government. (let's hope) I'm a huge germaphob. but, FYL I'd be mentally scared and never touch it again.

yeah, you've touched money with dead pre-fetuses before.

hothothothothot

Whatever! one has to question why OP was playing for money on the street, yet somehow has the means to post on this website. YDI!!

@158 one has to question how monkeys learnt to speak english and use a computer, but here you are.

What a sticky situation.

It's a sad day when millions of people will stay at home and watch Jersey Shore, but very few people will give people with a real talent common respect or even attention. **** people like him. They're just a waste of space.

but then how would he make more money?

just don't hit the guy to the point where the guitar breaks because that would be wasting a good guitar on a stupid ass.

If you hit someone with an acoustic guitar without breaking it, you might as well just tap them on the shoulder with a magazine. Those things are fragile, you wouldn't do any damage without breaking it.

5 You dumbass.

I don't even think Lysol could help! :E