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By HarryBeast - 10/12/2009 03:24 - Canada

Today, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, and a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 14:00

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Username - 16/04/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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Top comments

mkymkm 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:25

cocks are funny whatever age you are :)

pogostick_fml 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:22

I don't understand how your life is ****** by this.

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nl98 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:21

Umm......I doubt this is a real fml. A lot of people would chuckle/laugh at it. Just as long as you don't overdo it. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just_me_tmp 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 15:11

Exactly. This belongs on MLIA.

The_Pleb 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:16

Its perfectly normal, most adults are just in denile I still draw dicks on the bus windows, and in college textbooks

joop2 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 18:48

#58 seems like the annoying over achiever that sits in the front of your philosophy class that always has to have a long over drawn input to every part of the lecture while the whole class rolls their eyes and trys to shut them out.

357oboh 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:58

i dunt know who moderated this fml. this isnt even an fml, it's just stupid.

pogostick_fml 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:22

I don't understand how your life is ****** by this.

YayAmerica 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 10:48

Agreed. If you're not happy with your level of maturity, change it.

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 20:00

Penis' will always be funny. Regardless of age.

mkymkm 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:25

cocks are funny whatever age you are :)

QTp13 10

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:27

I totally agree ;)

Mustardnight 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:27

I would laugh... Harold and Kumar is based on the pipi-caca jokes, toilet humour never really loses its charm completely!

GOYA_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:28

yeah I totally get it! Thats funny

lazytown 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:32

How is this an FML? You laughed at something penis-shaped. Many people will, even in their 30s.

marz88 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:36

Big deal, you are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. *Clicks the no one gives a crap button* kthnxby

wyocowboysfan 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:37

go ******* die you piece of shit

Squadoosh 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:40

How is this a FML? If you did it at work, and your boss saw you giggling at the chips, then maybe. But as others have said, they think it's funny.

ben_wah_balls 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:44

I really resent fmls like this, you laughed.. so what.

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