Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles... - FML

By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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By hairynips - 10/10/2012 19:07 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

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By acnegirl - 26/07/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By RazorBumps - 16/12/2009 05:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML

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By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2020 18:00

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

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By Snowin2007 - 09/01/2010 08:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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WitEluded 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...

euphoricness 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.

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netflixislove 32

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:27

At least he likes them…

kmaheynoway 25

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:03

Yeah! I for one am glad he wasn't too rash about it.

khaoticpanda 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:09

Haha a lot of girls get really embarrassed by razor burn so i guess so.

J_Kertz 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:30

#18 ... Icwatudidthar

Enslaved 36

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:57

Depending on skin type, using a deodorant like Dove's, on the area can help prevent future razor burns. It works for me plus making sure to use a clean blade.

henrylikestreats 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:28

Just act super confused when it clears up and see what he says then.

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:54

'baby what happened to your freckles?! I didn't know freckles heal over time'

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:41

"What freckles. I've never had freckles. Are you going down on someone else?"

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:05

#30 'what the...?! do you have a twin with freckles?! Baby I swear to God, I thought it was you'

rickyricoco 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:28

If he doesn't know the difference, roll with it.

Cayers97 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:28

At least its just a razor rash could be worse

euphoricness 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.

WitEluded 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:38

Not sure this will work, as the pattern will be different every time. Eventually he will notice.

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:38

Not if you're a highly skilled razor rash ninja.

WitEluded 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...

Jellysweetheart 23

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:15

Your icon makes this comment even better.

klaire09 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:33

Oh my gosh, I have been there! I'm like are we F'ing her life or mines. )>_

Nilorak 24

Sunday 22 February 2015 19:03

What are you talking about? :/

zenrael 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:38

Best not to at this point

taylor21398 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:38

At least it's incredibly easy to get some more razor rash...

Louie_217 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:38

Hahahahah

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