Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
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WitEluded 13
I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...
euphoricness 28
Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.
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Comments (55)
stupidity99 16
Hey guys, this is actually a question, not a comment. I posted an FML yesterday, then checked back a few hours later, and this one appeared in its place. I did NOT write this. I authored a different one, and the one I did write just sort of... Disappeared. So what I'm wondering, is, has this kind of glitch happened to any of you?
cruzzer810 6
that's hilarious.
Desticles69 13
freckles look nothing like a razor rash...haha awkward
asherm 15
I glanced at that fml quickly and at first read it as "licked". But yeah I hate razor rash
maddieex 14
"I didn't have the heart" what the heck would it seriously break his heart if he found out it was razor rashes? This shouldn't even be an FML.
ThatSadGirl 13
Ouchhhhh.
lilchica22001 22
Try mint scented body lotion for that area after you shave. Gets rid of razor burn and also smells yummy! :)
mosquito19 14
your boyfriend is kinda clueless. you can not get freckles down below unless you walk around exposing your crotch to the sun.
LittleMissShadow 16
At least he thinks it's cute..?
wellthenpeople 5
Why does he like them so much...