Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
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WitEluded 13
I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...
euphoricness 28
Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.
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Comments (55)
ElmoSP3 14
"razor rash"
KatJaymes 0
Razor burn and freckles usually dont look much like another...
dc2fresh 15
What are you gonna say when they go away?
pinque 19
Or crabs ?
roverman89 3
You're dating an idiot. Dump him now while you can or someday if you have kids with him they will be just as dumb
ally8 21
Well at least he likes it ... Lol
NodakN8V 25
Not how I visioned this one was going to end
NaturalBornChaos 9
You're definitely not alone in that.
zarialmoon 11
just roll with it
khoov19 20
at least he didnt say he liked the "brail instructions" you came with that would have been a touchy situation
EmDizzle2007 28
so... the first time he saw your nethers (or at least in the light), you just so happen to had recently shaved for what sounds like the first time.