Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
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Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
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g_love_glove 0
It sounds like he did great, your boyfriend is 5 years old, right?
Blabloop_Fishie 0
It doesn't say you dated for long, but he sounds like a really crappy guy. On the other hand, crayons are cute, the thought counts, then again, if he fails to spell your name...oh god
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daboodidaboodi 0
#111 and #118, Who the **** cares?
DragonitePaladin 6
I feel sorry for the guy. Wonder if he has a mental problem (no offense)......
jane99 2
"and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. " So, the boyfriend's mom was picking flower petals in the girlfriend's mother's garden? Someone explain this to me.
love_revived 0
I'd say that he got a basket from his mom's trash filled with flowers from his girlfriend's mom's garden. So it's a mix of both of their moms.
dearambivalence 0
If he did the crayon thing on purpose and put silly illustrations in it with people with wheel feet, awesome - but it still doesn't negate the creepy flower / basket thing.
Cristaderzi 0
Wow! Lol I dunno but at least he tried. Who has money to buy lavish gifts these days??!! Its your choice woman: A roof or a ring! As hes the man and is probaly paying the bills! So be grateful theres a lot of single women struggling financially because they dont have a man!
tinuelena 0
Spelling your girlfriend's name correctly on a card doesn't cost anything. She wasn't asking for lavish gifts. Getting nothing would be better than getting a basket from the trash and flower petals stolen from my mom's garden.
Imranaziz 0
ha ha this is funny
DragonitePaladin 6
Can't agree with you more. Funny stuff. Life is fulla funny S***!!! ;D
DirtyDiana_fml 0
omg this Is so fake
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
arnie3713 0
Kindness, I'm just going to say this. 2.5 years is nothing. I was with a girl for 4.5 years starting freshmen year of high school. We thought we were going to get married too, but broke up. Don't be so sure because one day you could be blindsided like me. Now almost two years later I've been happily dating someone for 1 year and however many months and am happy again. Don't be so sure your perfect relationship of 2.5 years is so perfect. I don't know you and I'm not saying it isn't perfect, but everything happens for a reason. Have a good night fmlers.
roflcobra 4
There's no real way to know the quality of this FML without knowing the OP's age. If they're 14... well he's a little dumb but his heart's in the right place and he'll learn. If they're 18 he might not learn so good. If they're 30 (and both living with their parents) it's an FML on many different levels.