Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
g_love_glove 0
It sounds like he did great, your boyfriend is 5 years old, right?
Blabloop_Fishie 0
It doesn't say you dated for long, but he sounds like a really crappy guy. On the other hand, crayons are cute, the thought counts, then again, if he fails to spell your name...oh god
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (164)
comerino 0
sounds like learning difficulties!
bhimz1 0
PRETTY CREATIVE I MUST SAY :p
idkspaz 0
wow. your "boyfriend" is a real asshole! plz tell me that you broke up with him and bitch slapped him cause if didn't I'm gonna jk hah t really...
MarijuanaPanda 0
atleast he didn't full blown forget
Csar 0
Wow. It's obvious he only wants in your pants. Shame on you for dating him.
shocka_fml 4
he's a keeper
smlz4me 1
please tell me u dumped him
Alvocezz 0
Sounds like a keeper! *sarcasm*
vampire1618 5
It's the thought that counts? Though obviously he didn't have many... On a random note, my ex would get all pissy at me for not remembering our anniversaries... We only dated 3 weeks and I'm pretty sure he was the one with balls. That's why I told him that he was more feminine then me... The actual chick... Oh thank god him and I didn't last long.
VaneJP 15
Hey at least he remembered eventually