Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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Wideout40 21
What an asshat
JonBall 17
Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.
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Comments (82)
rhiannonleesarah 14
Definitely take the booze and don't trash the place but make it messy again, ie put clothes everywhere, accidentally knock over the bin, small petty stuff. That's what I'd do anyway, good luck OP
cecedarling 21
Please take back the alcohol mid-party.
YourGrammarSucks 12
Not only did he wait until she was done cleaning and buying the alcohol, but he dumps her by TEXT? What a freaking coward.
katjohn11 6
Oh I would have uncleaned his apartment!
saffy66 34
I think you should respect the 'community property' concept and just take half the booze back. But I'm not saying his half needs to be left intact, in bottles...
chewsef 17
That's a dick move on his part.
sNOOBie_fml 24
I agree with the other commenters. Go to his apartment and demand the booze back. He's an asshole for treating you like that as well as dumping you by text. He doesn't deserve you if he's like that. I hope you'll be okay, OP.
brandonc8892 13
Lmfao! Straight savage.
thatsjustgreat1 16
Hilarious.
writergirl1029 17
If you still have the receipts, get the booze back and return the majority to get your money back. Save your favorite kind for yourself and use the money you got back to to treat yourself to a nice dinner at home. Take a day or two to mourn the relationship since it sounds like you cared about him, and then try to move on. He doesn't deserve any of your feelings now.