By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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heirofhope 38

That's awful, but there were signs. If he has his own apartment, he's an adult (physically, at least), which means he should have been cleaning it himself, and you cleaning it for him wasn't a very good idea, even if you had kind intentions. If I were you I would drive over and take back what you bought, or at the very least let everyone know what kind of person he really is. I'm sorry you got used like that. People can be cruel.

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iampuppy 16

go Kelly Clarkson on his apartment

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rhiannonleesarah 14

Definitely take the booze and don't trash the place but make it messy again, ie put clothes everywhere, accidentally knock over the bin, small petty stuff. That's what I'd do anyway, good luck OP

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cecedarling 21

Please take back the alcohol mid-party.

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YourGrammarSucks 12

Not only did he wait until she was done cleaning and buying the alcohol, but he dumps her by TEXT? What a freaking coward.

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katjohn11 6

Oh I would have uncleaned his apartment!

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saffy66 34

I think you should respect the 'community property' concept and just take half the booze back. But I'm not saying his half needs to be left intact, in bottles...

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sNOOBie_fml 24

I agree with the other commenters. Go to his apartment and demand the booze back. He's an asshole for treating you like that as well as dumping you by text. He doesn't deserve you if he's like that. I hope you'll be okay, OP.

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brandonc8892 13

Lmfao! Straight savage.

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