Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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Wideout40 21
What an asshat
JonBall 17
Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.
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Comments (82)
sparkledoge 29
I hope you took all the booze with you when you left.
KitKat20_fml 20
Take the booze home with you, you bought anyways.
AleyahRose123 6
I'm going to do that to someone if they cheat on me.
pinkpower 12
You better go get your alcohol
alishalee1996 12
I hope you got back what you bought OP.
ericanicole1 12
Go to the party and hook up with his friend haha jk but seriously tho I would freak out
MythItalics 3
I'm not one for petty revenge, but you need to get it. Should have shown up to the party and taken the booze right out of there. If anybody tried to stop you ask them if they wanted to pay.
CaptainSolo3596 7
Lil shit
more4me 27
What a douchebag!
AmazingPanda18 3
I would trash his apartment again. Then take the booze. Cuz that's a dick move on his part.