Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Wideout40 21
What an asshat
JonBall 17
Just go back to the house and take all the alcohol you bought. It is yours as you said you bought it.
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Comments (82)
toolazytotype99 18
And this is when you hide some weed in his house and leave an anonymous report to the cops
superlloyd 15
you should end yourself. felonious waste of skin.
sweetbliss3 37
that'll actually put you in jail and not the person you're calling on. at least where I live anyway.
AleyahRose123 6
Oh c'mon it was a joke calm your ****
rockeditionbarbi 14
Take the booze. See how much he enjoys his party then
rosesarenice 5
A lot of good ideas I would combine it. Obviously take the booze back trash the shit out of his apartment print out the texts and tape it up everywhere and hide some weed and call the cops. Ultimate revenge for that asshat
KaylaTackett 18
Trash the place and take the booze
NoseToNose 13
In my opinion, it is his loss. You were willing to do all that for him and more and He could not appreciate it. You are the one who has everything to gain here, while hevis out wasting his time and his life.
noreallywhat 17
Trash the place
LH_FIRE_22 12
That's illegal. That's vandalism and trespassing.
BrandiLush 31
Thank you, Captain Asshat.
19foxy81 8
What an absolute ********!!!
Jiratias 36
Wow, how can people be so disrespectful, especially with their partner... You did not lose much.
bsehu 1
Take the booze. Let the party-goers trash his apartment. Then hold your own "newly single" party.
Platinum69 8
What a*hole. You had no clue?