Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because he won’t stop inappropriately talking to other girls on social media. We live together and have 6 months left on our apartment lease. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Draw a line up the middle and take one side.
olivejuice001 0
If one of you wants to stay wherever you are living and the other agrees to move out, you can usually have the lease rewritten under the name of the one staying. Did that when I realized my now ex-fiance was a waste of time and energy. He moved out, I kept the place. (This works best when he's done something incredibly stupid that you can hold over his head to motivate him to get lost.)
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perdix 31
Here's how you fix it: Bring over 4 or 5 hobos at a time and have loud gang bangs or bukkake. After about 8 or 9 of these sessions, I'm sure your ex-bf will be happy to buy out your half of the lease. Simple, no?
perdix 31
Pretty much, although pyromaniacal arson fantasies came in a close second, and a scenario of extended periods of non-bathing was a distant third.
perdix 31
Translation from Google's Douchebag to English translator: privacy -> opportunity to cheat Does that clear things up?
alexisthename 0
Perdix: Circle-jerks are usually my second choice, but I like your style.
perdix 31
alexisthename, try not to get caught with the scum cookie. ;)
FML_babe 0
Perdix you are my hero!
perdix 31
Ag shame, meisie! Dankie;)
BrettFavreisgod 0
I'm Ron Burgundy?
alexandraa_fml 0
Moving in together has been shown to be the cause of 99.756% of divorces. The hormanal palpatations in the uterine glands gyrate causing negative soundwaves to be picked up in the yellow cortex of the mans ocipital lobe making him more prone to violent tendancies. Its quite easy to understand really.
zeeble 0
#17 That was the loudest I've laughed in a longtime. just unfortunate that I'm on the train :P
aardvarkish 17
totally LOL
nolimits 0
-4 for spelling; other than that you are spot on!
alexandraa_fml 0
Ah, yes. It is the red, my mistake!
perdix 31
I love it, alexandraa! You have real talent for writing junk science -- maybe you can be the science correspondent for FOX News ;)
amazinggrace612 0
nerd
alexandraa_fml 0
Lol thanks Perdix :)
joesgurl93 0
I agree with #3 tht does suck slot sorry
ColdGold 6
Jerks abound!
joesgurl93 0
I mean alot damn touch screen
mrspsl 0
Aw, sad. But just think, if he couldn't sacrifice his privacy when you were just dating, what would it be like if you got married? If two ppl really love eachother, neither thinks of the other of invading his/her privacy. Well, they shouldn't, at least.
bubbzz 0
so when can I move in =)
joesgurl93 0
I don't think ur moving in anytime soon
LeftAngle 7
Ouch. I've been in almost that same situation and it was absolute Hell. Good luck.