Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Draw a line up the middle and take one side.
olivejuice001 0
If one of you wants to stay wherever you are living and the other agrees to move out, you can usually have the lease rewritten under the name of the one staying. Did that when I realized my now ex-fiance was a waste of time and energy. He moved out, I kept the place. (This works best when he's done something incredibly stupid that you can hold over his head to motivate him to get lost.)
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barrymjones 0
I'm in the same situation, although the lease has finally expired. I survived it. So can you. Stay friends and take up a hobby that gets you out of the flat.
idkweird 0
Yes, because it's much better to move in after you're married and have no idea how the person lives. Whether they're a slob or not. Whether they expect you to do everything for them. Sorry, but I feel it's a much better idea to live with someone and understand what you're getting into.
capricaz 0
Bring a boy home. And be loud.
lovesjc 0
mine just did the same thing to me. he had to talk me into moving in with him. men.
oopsohwell 0
YDi for being in a fake relationship. and thats what you get for being happy. and thats what you get for letting someone covince you to do something you didnt want to in the first place. ha-ha
smallk 0
if the lease is in his name, move out. if it's in yours, kick the bastard to the curb and find somebody to sub-let!
jadedarchangel 9
What your boyfriend really meant is that he did not realize that women were actually people and not just sex toys. He was probably confused the first time he saw you without makeup, or the first time you said no to sex. Then he must have been totally shocked the first time he heard you taking a shit. Just get him to take you off the lease and never talk to him again.
faldrete 0
been there. 1 of u need to move out but still split the rent unless u can get out of the lease
kira822_fml 0
Yikes! That's a horrible situation to be in. I probably wouldn't live with my boyfriend for that reason but I can see pros and cons. Pros being you get to learn more about the person cons being what happens if you break up. I hope things go well. If not, you could try suing him if you can find something. I don't know much about law though :/
gines9 0
gun n a shovel. that'll take care of it