Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Draw a line up the middle and take one side.
olivejuice001 0
If one of you wants to stay wherever you are living and the other agrees to move out, you can usually have the lease rewritten under the name of the one staying. Did that when I realized my now ex-fiance was a waste of time and energy. He moved out, I kept the place. (This works best when he's done something incredibly stupid that you can hold over his head to motivate him to get lost.)
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israelnotjacob 20
YDI for agreeing to live with someone when you were only dating them. Even if it was his idea, you had the capacity to say no.
fatalkiss 0
capability?
spoo 24
That's what she said
uhohuscrewedup 0
u'll be back together soon enough.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Perhaps now would be a good opportunity to communicate and build a friendship? ........Yeah, I didn't think so, either.
Invioletlight 0
Your ex being on the lease doesn't matter; call your landlord and tell him to take his name off of the lease, he won't care as long as somebody takes the responsibility of holding the lease. Otherwise, give your landlord 60 days notice (which is generally the amount of notice needed while leasing) and move out on your own. However, you could totally trash the place, change your number and move and then your ex as the remaining lease holder would have to pay for repairs.....HaHaHa *Crazy Laugh*
idkweird 0
Im always so confused about this 60 day thing. Everywhere Ive ever rented is 30, but my bf said in Michigan and Minnesota, it was 60 for him...
thew_fml 14
no. if you have a lease you are obligated until the end of the lease. there is no 30 or 60 day anything about it. the lease protects both you and the landlord from this. that is the point of a lease. if you were allowed to break it with 60 days notice, so could the landlord. do you want a landlord to be able to cancel your lease on you with 30 or 60 days notice?
vansbabe66 0
I'm first, your life doesn't suck can we get funny fml's
fatalkiss 0
are you jennifer aniston?
vansbabe66 0
fyl
Invioletlight 0
:-)
fuster 0
I'm guessing the OP is a prude and the BF thought he would be able to get more action if they moved in together. Upon discovering that wasn't the case, he resorted to flogging his dolphin again or found someone that puts out. The BF needs privacy aka pussy. Put out or get out. Pretty simple solution, in my book.
wordgirl 0
Is that what your boyfriend does to you, fuster?
alexandraa_fml 0
How is privacy also known as pussy? I never knew this.
LTMcleod 0
good job, bet you put out