Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Afterthought
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Confinement must be great
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because he won’t stop inappropriately talking to other girls on social media. We live together and have 6 months left on our apartment lease. FML
Independence day
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Cost of living crisis
Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Dream house
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Bad sign
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Time to move on
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
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CallMeHush 1
Draw a line up the middle and take one side.
olivejuice001 0
If one of you wants to stay wherever you are living and the other agrees to move out, you can usually have the lease rewritten under the name of the one staying. Did that when I realized my now ex-fiance was a waste of time and energy. He moved out, I kept the place. (This works best when he's done something incredibly stupid that you can hold over his head to motivate him to get lost.)
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anotherllama 0
wow some people are so unforgiving... much better to find out you're not suited to living together now rather than after you're married- and then either faced with the choice of unhappy marriage or divorce. You never truly know someone until you've spent oodles of time under one roof with them, paying bills, sorting out who does the chores, seeing how they react when you're sick or not looking sexy, learning how to work out arguments.... I'd rather have someone put up with me through all that *without* being legally obligated to me- that way I'd know it was because they loved me, not tied to me by law. THEN i can choose to get married and know they're with me cos they love me, not because it's too hard to divorce. Besides, where are the statistics that say how many of those marriages are HAPPY ones?!! Just becuase two people are still married doesn't mean it's a SUCCESS, it's only a success if they're still HAPPY.
iknowwhoyouare 0
you brought up the break up and you're eating your words, sorry but i gotta say ydi. and yes, i know you're v.
TunaFlavoredFing 0
He is a douchebag, you should sleep with all his friends and tell him how much better in bed they are.
alex4789 8
at least it wasn't a year lease I signed a year lease with my fiance after 2and a half years of being together and living together I was almost 3 months pregnant and he cheated in me left me for her and after 4 months decided he wanted his family back.