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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Sunday 12 October 2014 9:20

Girls with short hair don't look like gay men...some look really good actually!

sweetest_jenn 18

Sunday 12 October 2014 9:22

He sounds like an insecure and controlling jerk. It's only a haircut for Christ sake. Good riddance.

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mrSuper 1

Sunday 12 October 2014 19:53

i dont get op bf logic here .. short hair=man? lol

NellieeNell 18

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:08

As if it's not going to grow back! -___-

mattmsk005 8

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:08

Don't blame him

that_geibel_girl 15

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:13

I cut my hair yesterday crazily short (well for me anyway) so that's pretty lame. My boyfriend says he likes it better actually! It depends on the people!

britta42 1

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:17

Your ex-boyfriend is WEAK.

SarahJacobs 1

Sunday 12 October 2014 20:25

What an ass. I would say that your life improved the second he left.

DogeMan 14

Sunday 12 October 2014 21:56

Don't listen to him bc I have seen girls with short hair that are pretty and nothing is wrong with that

peterblack67 9

Sunday 28 February 2021 21:47

Obviously you are better off without him. He sounds like a jerk.

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