Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
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Mystifyin3 1
...and u still call him your boyfriend?
justsayfuck 5
Are you sure he is her FAKE boyfriend?
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Comments (111)
jose1760 1
Oh no he didn't ....
Amgnowai 0
Oh yes he did...
bachooka 5
oh no he di'n't.
AbbyAbyss 5
YES HE DID PETER!! I JUST SAW HIM!! Family Guy reference anyone?
Judus_beej 0
you should have showed up at the wedding and started fooling around with him. don't forget to bring lots of pictures of you and he together to show all the party guests.
georggx 3
what an absolute ******* prick. Not being funny, it's mine and my boyfriends one year this month and he would never do that to me! you deserve a lot better. just dump the prick.
mayulily 0
shows how much he cares for you. I'm sorry but you just don't do that. I mean.. no.
Fynn 0
Hope you break it off, because if not YDI
brollo7 0
Dump him. Pronto
JanisEvans 10
Looks like you were the rebound... Run. Run fast.
evilcartman 0
you allow it, you deserve all the pain.
funzcpl 0
oh his EX girlfriend huh? lol. YOU believe it.
Newenglandneisha 0
This is when you go f*ck his bf