Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
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Mystifyin3 1
...and u still call him your boyfriend?
justsayfuck 5
Are you sure he is her FAKE boyfriend?
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Comments (111)
LMeltdown 4
Unload him. I've been down that road. Means his heart still pines for her. He'll never be faithful to you. Lose him. Cry and get over it. He's not worth the effort.
CoachLlama 5
Sounds like a nice guy, only problem is he is being nice to the wrong chick. So yeah, you can allow him to be a "playa" or you can look for someone a bit more considerate to your feelings.
jakeisawake 3
Psh, go Lorena Bobbit on his punk ass.
Hopersz 0
Thats messed up. I would have been pist the hell off and would give him a piece of my mind, if I were you. Are you sure he posed as the fake bf? Punk his ass and give him a taste of his own medicine
Jewelofagal 2
Considering your boyfriend's clear priorities, suggest to him that he make the arrangement permanent (in other words, kick him to the curb)
cali425 0
I agree with 13. I've been in the same situation and it didn't work out, & now I am in an even BETTER relationship with someone who truly cares about me. So dump him & get over him. But he is NOT worth your tears sweety.
iheartglasses 0
That shows where his heart really is...And probably his dick too..
vansgirl327 0
I would of left him! that's messed up u can find someone better!
franwins0827 7
That's messed up, and grounds for a breakup. She could have found another guy to "pose as her boyfriend" for an event, sounds like it's not over between those two. Dump him and find someone who respects you.
justanotherbird 19
Get a stand-in boyfriend for your anniversary and show him the pictures. On a serious note, dump him faster than a flaming bag of dog shit.
senam 1
he's such a jerk!!!!!dump him!!!!