Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML
Today, my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because he said no when my dad asked for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts. Apparently that shows my fiancé has poor family values and will be a bad father and an alcoholic husband. Impressive logical thinking there. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes to do things the old-fashioned way, and that he wouldn't propose to me without my father's blessing. My dad died 3 years ago, and he knows it. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
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Top comments
mariazzz 5
Omg this is so stupid. Your boyfriend should man up!! And your fathers a selfish piece of crap!
AlbinoBear 0
Just leave make your lazy father get a job,
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wlfmanjack 5
If my father said that then i would move out in a heartbeat. Now if he was incapable of having a job like say he had a disability that doesn't allow him to move then i would reassure him that i could still take care of him, but it sounds like he wants to live his life on the couch while you take care of for him. In that case leave his lazy ass.
thecovert 7
They are both idiots. Leave them both before it is too late. Not going to leave?? Guess we will have the next three stooges then.
wildboyzrule 7
Tell ur dad you got fired
Ren_Baby 0
Pretend to quit your job. Or move out. Your boyfriend has the right idea, but your dad is an asshole
Kokara1352 2
Has your dad even tried looking for a job
Jasonf6 0
MOVE OUT !!!!!!!!
screamo_neve 12
Elope? :o
kit001 0
The first idiot in the bunch is YOU, sticking around paying the bills. Second idiot is the bf since he should already know Dad is lazy bum, why would he care to have his blessing? Sorry but you all sound like you have issues of some sort.
Urpointis 1
dump the bf & move out..both are jerks n you'll regret marrying him
ambino95 3
tell your dad to quit being a lazy ass