Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML
Today, my dad is refusing to let me marry my fiancé because he said no when my dad asked for a loan of £10,000 to help clear some gambling debts. Apparently that shows my fiancé has poor family values and will be a bad father and an alcoholic husband. Impressive logical thinking there. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he likes to do things the old-fashioned way, and that he wouldn't propose to me without my father's blessing. My dad died 3 years ago, and he knows it. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML
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Top comments
mariazzz 5
Omg this is so stupid. Your boyfriend should man up!! And your fathers a selfish piece of crap!
AlbinoBear 0
Just leave make your lazy father get a job,
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Comments (164)
HunterAlpha1 8
if the father had a valid reason for not wanting his daughter to marry him i would say her BF is right in abiding by his decision. however, she seems to be in an abusive and demeaning situation that is unhealthy for both her and her father. in this case, i would say ask for his blessing, not his permission.
Rachel817 1
what a respectful boyfriend!
kelsayyxo145 0
What a lazy asshole you have as a father. Although if your boyfriend truly loves you, he shouldnt let anyone get in the way of you guys being together.
neontreeslove 0
You should just move out and give him no money until he gets a job
tildoorf84 7
prepare to die alone
LDloodle 2
Easy solution... Move out.
Joiiiii 0
Just move out of your dads house
kellster 2
Jeez, what century do you all live in???? You are not a piece of property and no one needs your father's permission to marry you! Tell your boyfriend to grow up or find someone who values you as a human being who can make her own decisions about her life! Your father is a lazy bastard. Stop supporting his ass right now!
mustangmama 3
i say move out then ur dad would have to get a job and ur boyfriend needs to man up.
cleolappost 0
E Z PEE Z.......MOVE OUT!!!!