By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
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tnlander 20

maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.

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CrAzY_MaN100 0

I do that sometimes to my gf and she likes it;)

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Wow. your dating another Ted Bundy. Better watch out he might actually kill you!! haha

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Anteezy 7

He's trying to break his record of lasting 58 seconds, so he doesn't want you to move.

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sallyally 4

That's hot! Don't knock it till you've tried it ;-)

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krazy_glu3 0

ijust don't get how it's hot.... so you just lay there motionless?? if I was him I'd be tired of trying to move a limp body into the right position.

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derpherp 0

Sir. You F....Win.(￣^￣)ゞ

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Jrbn 0

Future necrophiliac there. He's probably planning on having it on with a dead person so you should take the hint.

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geminiwings87 0

that's like tying up your boyfriend and pretending you kidnapped them. it's hot because can trust them.

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