By Anon. - 07/02/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
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tnlander 20

maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I think that scenario and rape are common, but taboo, fantasies. If it's just role-playing and you're into it, no harm done. If the two of you are sexually incompatible, it's best to move on if you aren't willing to compromise. I think it's more disturbing to dress up like a little girl and do that whole bit but for some reason that's acceptable and mainstream.

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InBetweenDreams 0

RUN, before he gets tired of playing around and turns you into a corpse. :/ What kind of guy does this shit?

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Lizza330 28

Are you dating Edward Cullen?

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

" I don't know why they call them 'roofies' 'cause when you take 'em, you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies?" "

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toooldforthis 19

so im guessing 'til death do us part' doesn't really apply to him? thank god you're nit married!

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rattusrattus 18

If he plays WoW on EU RP servers, blood elf, I think I met him. ERP Silvermoon. Now excuse me, I have to shower again... If not, well, that is still gross.

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bassdredd 2

meh. it's just sexual preference. everyone has it in some sort or another. don't take stuff like that too serious. unless he's trying to hurt you in some way against your will, otherwise what's the big deal? it's all in good fun and pleasure

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