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That would have been a pretty late term abortion to lose that amount of weight! And if that were the case then that would generally mean there was either a miscarriage or it was a medically necessary abortion. Either way, shame on her.
You should have said, "Yours isn't" and then strangled her to death with your bare hands. Ironically, of course.