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By Anon - 15/03/2016 06:52 - United States - Pasco

Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was then that he told me he used to be flexible enough to suck his own weiner. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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You deserved it 7 122

Comedy gold

By Landdownunder - 05/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 829

You deserved it 348

Ah, young love…

By HotAsTits - 20/03/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 020

You deserved it 10 491

By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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You deserved it 301

Special interests

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 795

You deserved it 3 664

Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 012

You deserved it 13 048

What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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You deserved it 1 498

By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 617

You deserved it 7 177

By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 889

You deserved it 5 102

By Jess49 - 03/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 458

You deserved it 4 859

senor_octubre 24

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:28

Every mans dream. I mean uh....that sucks. I mean blows. I'll just go now.

firefox9778 20

Tuesday 15 March 2016 17:28

Well that's some information you could've gone without. Who knows, maybe he was hinting at something?

Comments

nomqn 3

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:19

have to admit I've tried

sunflower_seal 17

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:37

That's funny, nothing wrong with that Jaja I use to ********** at a young age and wasn't aware what I was doing but it felt good .

MamaChey 24

Tuesday 15 March 2016 19:10

Amazing what people will post for a bunch of strangers to read...

TyrantOverSeer 13

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:58

Maybe you could use that in bed some how

K3719er 9

Tuesday 15 March 2016 20:08

I don't understand how this is a fml OR a ydi situation. This effects you in literally zero way, and I kinda feel like you might as well of wrote "OMG my BF used to ********** when he was younger!!!" Same thing.

anonymousgirl97 6

Tuesday 15 March 2016 20:10

I don't understand why that's an FML my boyfriend told me the same thing. it's super common. plus just because he could doesn't mean he did. my boyfriend still can, he showed me Lmao.