By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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agamid 1

whenever my ex used to try and tickle me i'd dig my nails into an exposed piece of flesh until he stopped.

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FatMan23 10

YDI for dating a rapist.

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Emokidabbey 0

I choked the last guy who tickled me and wouldn't stop. I didn't mean to, but he was pissed.

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damoki 8

Haha sounds exactly like what my husband would say!!

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kickkinit 2

When i was dating this guy, he would always do shit like this. I always just pulled on his leg hair. Gets them to stop immediately!

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528Alice491 3

My boyfriend says the same crap. Okay, I'll just let you torture me. Sorry for the injury, a nightstand to the eye sounds painful.

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WickedFan 12

That's when you beat the ever living shit out of him

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embuls 13

Yeah, I've heard that one. My other "favorite" is when he says, 'This is why you shouldnt be near me.'

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