By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 395
You deserved it 4 137

Same thing different taste

Top comments

He must have learned from online ****.

Hon3y_schnucums 1

The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah

Comments

yumyumpoptart 16

next time when you guys have sex and he's about to climax, just get off him and leave, that'll show him

That's the least of your problems. By using that position, you were defying SOPA.

Get with the times...it's CISPA these days.

Well, I see it as being like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. I don't care about remembering what it's called, I just know I don't want it.

TylerOMFG 7

This guy is a boss. But that does suck for you OP. Funny as hell though.

Imagine him being in and out of buffering EVERY second. :) in...out in...out..in...out...in.........o...u.t

Doesn't matter ......had sex with a dumbass. Hope you use virus protection.

perdix 29

Make him wear a Trojan so you don't download a Trojan.

Da_Bauss435 8
kekti 6

you do realize that's a technique guys use in order to not cum so early... he probably said what he said to defuse a potentially awkward moment. he didn't know you were close.

Why does it matter that he came first? He can just put his fingers in her, or use his mouth, or use a toy, and then everyone is happy. Also works the other way around, too.

poohappens26 0

I'm sorry op but I would have busted up laughing with him.. I always ask my husband how the weather is.. Or ask him what's up ... But we both find it funny lol sooo

RealReasons 0

Well he was probably just trying to make you laugh. It was a little joke OP no need to worry about it.