Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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llamafish 25
He must have learned from online ****.
Hon3y_schnucums 1
The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah
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Comments (154)
thisisthriller 1
you probably did something for him to smirk and do that to you. js.
ComplexChris 3
I know you were pissed!
sirsnoop 3
That's awesome
Bass_Killer69 1
So you finish up with your vibrator and say "That's ok. I didn't really need you anyway."
pike1346 3
Dude, thats funny. You gotta have some sort of humor
Mielai 3
That's awesome, sounds like a keeper
pieceoschmidt 8
This is code speak for "I almost came."
leemariex3 0
Lmfaooooo
fm16 5
Wow what a turnOFF!!
jakeebear5966 0
HAHAHAH thats hillarious i gotta try it