madzlovesgee
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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whudafxup 0
First one you've seen in real life eh? Oh man how old are you hahahaha this shit is great.
Twins_Rock27 0
omg you idot
ugotcocoonmytrix 0
haha not as bad as me. i laughed
iDontFail_xD 0
At least you didn't say " Oh, it's baby cute. " :O
basketball24_ 0
hahaha thats the funniest one i've read ALL day. you shouldnt of said anything.. i bet his facial expression was "wtf?" kinda face.
ithappenz 0
it's pretty... really??
hellinahandbag 0
pretty penis, pretty penis, pretty penis... ha ha ha.
hellinahandbag 0
pretty penis, pretty penis, pretty penis... ha ha ha.
BiggieA 0
otfraluipa LOL
ChickenAndRiceUK 0
ahahahah! dw, i bet u guys are laughing about it now anyways!