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madzlovesgee United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

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I'm sure he was very flattered.

zoo_fml 0

wow. just wow.

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ShortyBBangin 0

LMFAO. But for real, how old are you? Hopefully, not 13 or something..

Freaky_Darlings 0

Aw, that's not so bad. If I were him I'd've been flattered.

Sounds like something I would have done... then I wouldn't have been able to stop laughing at myself.

Oh man, sounds like something I would have accidentally said in an awkward first!! Next time go for the word "perfect"!

pretty hot

rachellaurenn 0

aw I think this is cute. If your boyfriend is nice, he'll think the same.

ManganeseDream 0

People are way too high strung. There is nothing wrong with this.

lol well pretty is good. what did he say?

That's awesome! I hope he enjoyed that one as much as I would've. My girlfriend's jaw just dropped and I could'nt help but bust out laughing =D

Ha, my girlfriend said the same thing.