Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML
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Dalarsco 0
How can people possibly think she deserved it?
Ell363 0
That's when you start flipping off everyone you pass on the road while he's driving, then they take down his license plate number and beat his sorry ass later.
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Comments (149)
zoolander951 0
lol that's a lot like the office with Micheal and Holly... sorry bout that!
tehhotness 0
He was prolly hoping for road head and got fed up after the 2 hours and couldnt take it anymore
purplestuff_fml 0
Either he's too much of a prick to wait until the end of the trip, or you're really annoying.
spanky626 0
sucks
podrummer9209 0
...So? You want us to feel sorry because your ex is an ass and has horrible timing? =P ^ That was a joke and a burn on him. I'm sorry he was a tool.
rukusrazor 0
YDI for this reason... If you are that unprepared for life when something like this happens, and you can't get out and fend for your own way home YDI. YOU made it awkward. Yes, he's a prick... but you made it that much better for him by sitting there. HE was still in charge. YOU still relied on him for something. HE won. Sucks, but welcome to life. A STRONG woman would've said "Then pull the **** over, I'm getting out!" IMO
tehhotness 0
Thank you 58, you made me laugh harder than the FML. Over the top feminism FTL
deweyd8855 3
#47 and 49 I was thinking the same thing lol
CaffiendCA 0
Same shit happened to me. Only in the reverse. My girlfriend at the time, a long time ago, was a huge Duran Duran fan. I was driving her home, and hours drive, when she told me 10 minutes into the drive that she hooked up with the ugly one. That hurt. She was such a fantastic, hot, but slightly insane, girl. The rest of the drive was as uncomfortable as you'd think. But as we were in the middle of nowhere, at night, kicking her out would have been so uncool. /Yes Jill, I'm talking about you.
oloie 0
wow sucks to be u man sucks to be u