Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Safe drive home
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
How very dare you?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Weird reason, but OK
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML
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Dalarsco 0
How can people possibly think she deserved it?
Ell363 0
That's when you start flipping off everyone you pass on the road while he's driving, then they take down his license plate number and beat his sorry ass later.
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Comments (149)
medusa_fml 0
#80 your right there really was no need for me to call #58 pathetic that kind of irrational thinking just really bothers me at times
so_me_fml 0
haha, to each her own #82 :) A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!
drunkendancer 0
What a douchebag! i'm sorry. :(
FullFrontalFail 0
I broke up with a boyfriend while we were in the airport inbetween flights. He started to talk about "taking our relationship to the next level". I was planning on breaking up with him as soon as he dropped me off. I dumped him because I didn't want to string him along for even another couple hours. We had to sit next to each other for three hours, and he was my ride back to campus. It was awkward. When you're in that situation, there's no unawkward way about it. Oh, and by the way, "Pull over, I'm getting out"? Um, where? On the side of the road? That's stupid.
rukusrazor 0
#83: What's irrational about taking charge of your own life? Are you the poster?
Sportsfreak2034 0
who does that?
rukusrazor 0
#86, Like I've said twice. That is just my opinion. I would rather be on the side of the road walking, than stuck in this situation. That's it.
brunettbabe 0
If yu where driving... KICK HIS ASS OUTTA THE CAR! That loser can walk :D
i8anfml 0
First of all, HAHAHAHAHAHAH it SUCKS to be you. Second of all, how do you people know she didn't deserve it, maybe she cheated on him and he got a text at that point in the trip, or maybe she's making it up. #2 You are a total douchebag.
rupindah 0
LOL at #8 and #11. And dude, that sucks. He should have at least waited. >.>