Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML
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Dalarsco 0
How can people possibly think she deserved it?
Ell363 0
That's when you start flipping off everyone you pass on the road while he's driving, then they take down his license plate number and beat his sorry ass later.
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Comments (149)
Person_Man 0
#41. Obviously can't see my genius. She's lucky that he'd drive her for 3 hours even though they broke up, and the thanks she shows is going on to FML and whining about it.
tbweffect 0
Man up, you should have kicked him out the car...? Pussy
RunawayKibbles 0
I'm really sick of all these "Booooo, hoooooo, my bf/gf dumped me now pity me!!!!" posts. They're not FMLs. That's life, it happens to everyone....
Person_Man 0
See? #45 knows what's going on!
mjsmclaren 0
Did you give him road head first? If not then that could be way
mcf5075 0
hey # 45, its not about "wah, my bf dumped me" its about hes an ass and dumped me when he was driving in the middle of a 3 hour trip. that is soooo ****** up, there for it is and FHL
dizzzane 0
bet he wouldn't have broken up with you if you had tried to extract his semen!
dizzzane 0
P.S.......all of you jackasses that have terrible grammar and can't spell anything correctly...a) you are a ******* tool... that little red line under a word means that is MISSPELLED and b) if you can't find out the correct way to spell it... hit control+T (open a new tab) go to ******* google and type the word in.... it will even spell it correctly for you, you ****. That is right #41 i'm talking to your gay ass
p0rcelain 0
LOL! Yeah, and "......" and run on sentences with a) and b) are grammatically correct. =p Try to be able to type something coherent before taking a shit on others who can't spell.
Sessee 4
At least he didn't make you get out.
lowcapacityx 0
Obvious it's been racking his mind and he couldn't wait to till you or he's stupid. I'm saying both.