Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
Today, my co-workers were laughing at me because I couldn't throw paper into the bin, regardless of how close I was. Annoyed, I tried to prove then wrong by angry throwing paper into the bin that was no less that 1 cm away from me. I missed. FML
Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML
Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
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Top comments
MaddogTotten 0
More like FYL for having 30 coworkers watch you struggle to complete a task and not offer any assistance. The clapping and cheering was classic, but you would think they would offer to help first. As a guy who has emptied trash cans professionally, that shit can be heavy! And seriously, who asked how heavy paper was??? A trash can full of paper would weigh a ton, the real question is why would anyone store anything other than trash in a trash can. It's called a head people, it's not just a hat-rack.
emorockerownage 9
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emorockerownage 9
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lezzyluver 0
very much go to the gym you fatty I can throw trash bags into my dumpster from my roof trust me it's fun. -peace love Lezzy
thorfinntheassri 0
PWNED
uguysareidiots 0
lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE
no1askdu 5
lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE
lil_cig 0
lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE
mister_moops 0
lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE
LewJH 0
lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
littlegolferboy 4
These comments are funnier than the majority of the submissions on this site.
crap09 0
I agree on that one #31.
nikkiandyou 0
C-C-C-C Cat! random lol but dude, why didnt you justlike neatly put it in there. whats the point of throwing it?
mcgugs 0
lol'ed at #30's
lezzyluver 0
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
skreech96 0
agreed #31
xxgfxx90 0
this honestly isn't much of an FML...i was expecting it to be more like "after i got it in, i realized it was the wrong bag and i had thrown valuable paperwork away."
xxgfxx90 0
yeah, believe it or not paper can get pretty heavy when theres alot of it...
hawaiitrent 0
yeah in large quantities paper is heavy.. but anyways yeah I thought he threw away something really important and had to climb in to go find it. lol
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
whimp
Yorih 19
you spelt wimp wrong... YDI op for failing at taking trash out
SilentNightz 9
You spelled "spelled" wrong. Oh the ******* irony.
ssnepenthe 0
At least you work in a positive environment.
tick_tock 0
What a completely boring FML. Your life is hardly ****** because you suck at throwing away garbage. Why mods, why.
sexymessy 0
Lol I have to agree.
cinderous 0
Amen to that. What a ******* crybaby.
untoldfame 3
nice job buff guy!
star_ver 0
So what?
RisingSunset2 0
Hahahahha. Sounds like something i would do.
shikharthegreat 0
Whats so ****** in here?
tonyDlolli 0
yeah whats so fucken in herre