Work: Trashed

Trashed

By Sailorjoe - 25/08/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML

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By jshi8 - 04/08/2011 14:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

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By SwoopingEagle - 09/06/2017 20:00

Today, my co-workers were laughing at me because I couldn't throw paper into the bin, regardless of how close I was. Annoyed, I tried to prove then wrong by angry throwing paper into the bin that was no less that 1 cm away from me. I missed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2014 00:43 - United States

Today, I dropped my trash into what I thought was a garbage can. My co-workers stared at me like I had just pissed myself. It was a toy collection box for children in foster care. FML

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Dumpstered

By KO: - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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By ManagerWithoutRespect - 05/12/2016 05:14 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

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MaddogTotten 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 10:37

More like FYL for having 30 coworkers watch you struggle to complete a task and not offer any assistance. The clapping and cheering was classic, but you would think they would offer to help first. As a guy who has emptied trash cans professionally, that shit can be heavy! And seriously, who asked how heavy paper was??? A trash can full of paper would weigh a ton, the real question is why would anyone store anything other than trash in a trash can. It's called a head people, it's not just a hat-rack.

emorockerownage 9

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:04

OWNED

Comments

emorockerownage 9

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:04

OWNED

lezzyluver 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:56

very much go to the gym you fatty I can throw trash bags into my dumpster from my roof trust me it's fun. -peace love Lezzy

thorfinntheassri 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:16

PWNED

uguysareidiots 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:04

lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE

no1askdu 5

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:44

lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE

lil_cig 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:47

lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE

mister_moops 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:33

lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE

LewJH 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:35

lmao! HIT THE GYM MORE

LOLPWNTHAHA 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 17:55

C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER

littlegolferboy 4

Tuesday 25 August 2009 18:25

These comments are funnier than the majority of the submissions on this site.

crap09 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:17

I agree on that one #31.

nikkiandyou 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:27

C-C-C-C Cat! random lol but dude, why didnt you justlike neatly put it in there. whats the point of throwing it?

mcgugs 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:13

lol'ed at #30's

lezzyluver 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:57

Ch-ch-ch-chia!

skreech96 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 3:58

agreed #31

xxgfxx90 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 9:15

this honestly isn't much of an FML...i was expecting it to be more like "after i got it in, i realized it was the wrong bag and i had thrown valuable paperwork away."